Best of Autocorrect
I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.
"Killing her seems a bit harsh"
Why do I think Louis would be the kind of Dad to do this?
Louis: Who’s a little fishy? Who’s my little fishy?
Harry: Louis Tomlinson what are you doing to our child?
Louis: Nothing, sweetheart. Look..
Louis: [baby voice] Daddy, don’t frown, cause you’re gonna get wrinkles like this.
Harry: I married an idiot.
calum: *gets blonde streak*
[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]
zayn: how my dick taste
I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD
I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT
LOOK AT THIS
FUCKING LOOK AT THIS
THERE IS NO HEAD HOLE
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS
im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you
NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC
- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you